Sunday, February 18, 2007

11 because I said so

  1. Why do people keep lying on their d**ks? I haven't seen anyones, but I was in a conversation with a group of friends/associate and one person was talking about their sexual adventures and their size change like 3 times. I was so close to calling them out.
  2. Me being horny and not do anything about it is becoming a challenge. Am I up for the fight?
  3. Tamia's new album is the best, right?
  4. Could someone tell guys it's not a good look to hate on another guy. All the sucking of the teeth and carrying on is for the ladies......LEAVE THE DRAMA AT HOME! You too can go shopping to get your gear right.
  5. I think my mother thinks I'm all kinds of sluts (I came in her house at 4 am and ~6am). NOTHING OF THAT NATURE WAS GOING ON THAT'S FOR SURE!
  6. I think my friend is slowly gaining a porn addiction. I'm like....you need to stop with the tube, but I'm also thinking hhmm...maybe I need to check it out..lol.
  7. I WAS SO CLEAN (looking very attractive) THIS WEEKEND......I WAS DOING THE HEISMAN ON THEM H**S!
  8. Another date fell through...Ladies, I'm almost over you all.
  9. What's going on with Tim Hardaway?
  10. Does anyone think Obama should gain just a little more experience to establish himself as a strong(er) Presidential candidate? Don't try to kill me for saying that
  11. You know, I feel Jennifer Holiday, but she is about to make me tired with all of this "I"m the original" crap.

3 comments:

dancehard said...

lol, I love the random "this is what's on my mind" posts.

I have no idea where the whole dick thing came from...isn't the most important thing that you have a penis, and it's capable of giving you and your partner pleasure?? Who cares how big it is?! I tell ya, one day these size queens are gonna 'meat' their match and its gonna be OVER!

Boy you better do SOMETHING about the horny situation...i'm deliberately holding out from relations also, BUT that doesn't mean I have a good time pleasuring myself...u betta recognize before your plumbing starts backing up...believe me, it's NOT pretty

YES Tamia's new album is the hotness. "Me" is like my anthem for all these crazy negroes who think I need a hard dick and tight ass to be happy.

You go boy, let the haters HAVE IT!

My dad probably thinks I'm a slut too...especially after he found my dildo and I put a sexy mens calendar on my wall...OH WELL! If he's curious he should ask, lol.

Get your friend some help, and RESIST viewing! It's contagious!

You should take pictures when you are looking extra fly...i wanna see!

I can empathize, I'm 0 for 3 with dates these last few weeks. I think I scared them off with my "CLINK CLINK lock down I aint giving up nothin unless you come correct" antics...sigh. And um...ladies? am I not getting the memo?

Tim Hardaway is simply doing what every homophobic idiots feels they have the right to do...get loud and ignorant over the gays...he can put that where? BACK THERE!

I support Obama's nominations, but you make a good point about his political experience.

Well Jennifer Holliday's "I'm the original" diatribe may be getting a bit tired, but do you blame her? First, she's a bonefied Diva and that's how Divas act, and Second, she was SNUBBED to the nth degree! If I was her, I'd be mad as hell to and ready to let the kids HAVE IT at the Oscars and sit down all these critics, naysayers, and fools who forget their Broadway history.

And I'm done :) I like what I'm reading on your blog. Holler back.

Jammie
jmhopkins@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

D*ck perception makes you wanna send folks to Lens Crafters.. I just had a date with a guy who alleged he was packin' 9...let's just say he's not, since mine isn't and it was lookin' like a yard stick next to his...go figure. Porntube is the shyt...don't be afraid to pick your current fetish and release some of that pent-up frustration...just know when to say when... the soreness is usually a good indicator. Jennifer Holliday is the original...always will be... always will trump miss soon-to-be had been...enuf said. Tamia's my girl... love her, but haven't checked out her new stuff... I really need to get on the ball. For the record, my parent, friends, etc. all think I get a lot more action than I do... guess I'll worry when the comments shift to "You need to get out more..."
Keep passin' the open windows pa!

Dayne Avery said...

I know what you are talking about on the whole lying on the ding-a-ling (yes i said ding-a-ling). But more importantly why do people lie so much in general. I say, if you must lie, at least be good at it! I'm the ultimate lie detector. If I was in the conversation with the guy changing sizes, I think I may have had to slip in a "Wait a minute werent you just 12" a minute ago?"

Tim Hardaway has unresolved issues with his own sexuality. IM CONVINCED.

And I guess I gotta go get Tamia's new album.